beautiful liar
HOW TO PLEASE YOUR ABUSIVE AND VIOLENT LOVER
brought to you by istrill & pikatic
oo: Pick a location. Shower, bed, wherever you can think of! JUST REMEMBER: BE GAY AND PEDO.
o1: Tie him up.
o2: Do it nice and hard.
o3: Of course, blindfold and/or handcuffs are an option.
o4: Untie him from distance. Have a weapon near.
o5: Once you have tamed the skylark him, proceed to step #o6
o6: DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.

EXTRA NOTES
i: Be sure to keep his pet happy too! If you have a pet, let them join in the fun!
ii: If you have friends, whom you know are gay and/or pedo too, invite them over and you can have an orgy party!
iii: If your lover doesn't like orgies, just use a time machine. Make your other selves time travel (both yours and your lover's). It's still 2 people.

@темы: Честно стырено, fuck yes!, Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn